Mitch Hedberg - Forklift Humor

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. 

Mitch Hedberg - turtleneck humor

So my husband discovered this comedian - Mitch Hedberg....and we've spent hours lately watching utube videos of clips of him.... his humor is so obvious - I mean - every time I hear a joke I think... dang!  Why didn't I think of that!?

My favorite -

"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day.

I can't tell you how true that is... all my life I"ve hated those things and now I know why.  You hear me mom - - that's why!!!